Thanks! You rule!

Sunday
Jun032012

The fun starts this week!

Okay, kids, it's about time to get BIZZAY!

I've finally surfaced from helping launch a new role with this contract bla bla bla bla skip a bit. Anyway, point is, my "free" time is returning soon. This week, in fact. And with that free time comes WRITIN'.

As I promised in my last blog post, the idea is to write something small every day and post it here. I have no idea how long it'll be or what form it'll take, but post it I will. 

I'm also relieved to report that I have a refreshed perspective on the novel I'm writing. In fact, I'm kind of stoked on it. Now I just need to shake off cobwebs and get back into it. For that, see the paragraph above.

I haven't been eating more vegetables. BITE ME!

Cheers!

Sunday
Apr292012

Dammit.

Okay, I'll admit it now. I'm stuck.

Yeah. Stuck.

As in, I can't write. Nothing seems to work. I'm stumped. I'm stymied.

I'm stuck.

(Oh yeah, just to explain, I'm posting here again. I'm going to post regularly. I have no idea if anyone will read this. Two thumbs up if you do. It might get whiny in here, though. Two fingers in the ears if it does.)

I'll admit that I haven't been trying hard enough. I procrastinate like crazy. This needs to be fixed. I need to just sit down and tinker. You need to work to have things happen. Writing isn't photography. You don't find absolution in a golden moment. You only find a good sentence, maybe. Not enough.

But even when I do get down to composing, it's rough. Everything grinds. Each sentence feels shallow and uninspired. It's like my brain's moving in two dimensions. Good writing requires four. Fuck.

I have an even bigger problem, though. I'm lacking inspirations for ideas and characters. That's a big worry. Without these things writing feels soulless. I'm not a writer because I'm a masochist - I'm a masochist because I'm a writer. Lacking these things, I become more writer than masochist.

I'm fucking frustrated. I have this brilliant theme for a novel - the message, the metaphorical framework, the context - but I've got no story and no real characters. And I've been trying to think up, through, under, inside, outside, and around this thing for months now.

So I'm changing tack. I'm going to do a few things:

  1. Write a little bit of ANYTHING each night and share it right here. It's likely just about nobody will read it.
  2. Start the novel planning from scratch. Give myself leeway to get as fucking bizarre and absurd as I want to.
  3. Eat more vegetables.

HA! Unlikely. But I'll really do the first two.

I'm experimenting with the writing. Anything counts. We'll see what this scattered project looks like in a few weeks. Maybe I get something going!

Here's hoping.

Because, you guys, I'm stuck.

Dammit. 

Tuesday
Oct182011

I don’t often protest, but when I do, I Occupy Vancouver on #15Oct.

[first published Saturday, October 15, 2011, on Res Ipsa Etc.]

Today's a big day.

Today I am rolling up my sleeves, cracking my knuckles, and drawing a line in the sand.

Today I am Occupying Vancouver.

Wherever you may be in the world today, you should join, too. This is the protest of our generation.

I should note I typically don't like protests as a vehicle for change. This is not to say that I fundamentally disagree with the tactic -- protests have their time and place, sometimes necessary to build revolutionary fever among the dispossessed or disenfranchised and occasionally effective as the final step in a wave of mass discontent. This recently proved the case across various parts of northern Africa and the Middle East in what has become known as the Arab Spring.

Here in North America, however, protests so often carry with them this aura of sanctimonious university students trying to make themselves seem enlightened and/or venting their vicarious rage into thin air. Of course, some protests are more equal than others, but even then there are tons more reasons why I typically shun protests out here in "the West". Better reasons. Strong reasons. Debatable reasons. Reasons I won't bother listing here. You and I can put up our dukes on those some other time.

So, yeah... Bezuidenthustra and protests don't normally make good bedfellows. But the Occupy movement? This is different. I was taken with it from the start. At first I couldn't put my finger on why, but over the past few weeks I've had time to fully digest this instinct to throw my weight behind the cause, even to the point where I considered just abandoning Vancouver and setting up shop on Wall Street.

This protest works for me because this protest works for all of us.

This protest works for me because, at its essence, it's a movement of the masses at a time where there is no longer anywhere else to go. It is notice to the world that we can only go this far and no further. It works for me because it is NOT partisan. It works because it is NOT overly academic -- complicated or abstracted to the point where it fails to appeal to the common person. It works because it is NOT dependent on privilege for adherence or participation or impact. It works because it is NOT the movement of any one person or thing.

I find it funny that a large part of the criticism of Occupy Wall Street (and beyond) has been that there isn't a unified message. How can a movement demand change, critics charge, if it doesn't have a specific message in mind? That's just it, though. This movement works precisely because it does NOT depend on a single message. It can't be trapped in logic or reason. It can't be shanghaied or piggybacked. It is a tidal wave, not a laser beam.

This protest rides on an ocean of human misery. It works because it is an expression of a Zeitgeist, a way for each and every one of us, the collective "we" around the world, to sit down, cross our arms for whatever myriad reasons we may have, and say, "Things are going to hell and now we've had enough."

That's not to say the Occupy movement is without message. Although there is probably no specific focus, the multiple grievances are fueled by some consistent basic principles, many of them beautifully laid out by Slavoj Zizek in a speech to the protesters on Wall Street. Such grievances and messages have been (and are being) documented across multiple media sources on a continuous basis, so I'm not going to bother rehashing them here. The facts are quite clear, though: in so many ways, we are getting fucked.

In the meantime, many cautious well-wishers are suggesting some sort of distilled rhetoric, and while I don't generally approve of this approach (as you can probably tell), I do like the following shortlist of demands recently suggested by Matt Taibbi in Rolling Stone, even if most of it is aimed only at the United States:

1.  Break up the monopolies. The so-called "Too Big to Fail" financial companies – now sometimes called by the more accurate term "Systemically Dangerous Institutions" – are a direct threat to national security. They are above the law and above market consequence, making them more dangerous and unaccountable than a thousand mafias combined. There are about 20 such firms in America, and they need to be dismantled; a good start would be to repeal the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act and mandate the separation of insurance companies, investment banks and commercial banks.
2.  Pay for your own bailouts. A tax of 0.1 percent on all trades of stocks and bonds and a 0.01 percent tax on all trades of derivatives would generate enough revenue to pay us back for the bailouts, and still have plenty left over to fight the deficits the banks claim to be so worried about. It would also deter the endless chase for instant profits through computerized insider-trading schemes like High Frequency Trading, and force Wall Street to go back to the job it's supposed to be doing, i.e., making sober investments in job-creating businesses and watching them grow.
3.  No public money for private lobbying. A company that receives a public bailout should not be allowed to use the taxpayer's own money to lobby against him. You can either suck on the public teat or influence the next presidential race, but you can't do both. Butt out for once and let the people choose the next president and Congress.
4.  Tax hedge-fund gamblers. For starters, we need an immediate repeal of the preposterous and indefensible carried-interest tax break, which allows hedge-fund titans like Stevie Cohen and John Paulson to pay taxes of only 15 percent on their billions in gambling income, while ordinary Americans pay twice that for teaching kids and putting out fires. I defy any politician to stand up and defend that loophole during an election year.
5.  Change the way bankers get paid. We need new laws preventing Wall Street executives from getting bonuses upfront for deals that might blow up in all of our faces later. It should be: You make a deal today, you get company stock you can redeem two or three years from now. That forces everyone to be invested in his own company's long-term health – no more Joe Cassanos pocketing multimillion-dollar bonuses for destroying the AIGs of the world.

Those demands are great. I approve of them. But such demands are not necessary. Its myriad diverse messages do not dilute the impact of this rolling wave.

Regardless of how our frustration is vocalized, I support the Occupy movement because it strikes at all forms of exploitation. It points millions of middle fingers at loopholes in an unbalanced global system and directs an overwhelming psychic scream at the fact that we humans are pawns in that system, one which logically must treat everything as an expendable resource, all labor as a reducible bottom line.

If nothing else, the Occupy movement brings disparities to light to many who would not normally be aware of them. In one of the articles I read, someone wrote, "We're all journalists. We're all the media." Damn straight. This is change in the age of the Internet. This is solidarity in a world where corporate globalism has effectively neutered governments. It's breaking beyond the boundaries of "raging liberals", of "jobless hippies", reaching all walks of life because, quite simply, we are all suffering. We are 99%. This is not jingoism. It is truth.

And I'll admit that I love that slogan. It has a nice ring to it, sure, but I love it even more because of its stark statistical beauty. This is now a world where 1% of humanity controls nearly all facets of our existence. And the rest of us? We really are the 99%. To some degree, we are all affected. Either you're in or you're out. There can be no in-between. If you continue to put up with the way things are, you will continue to be exploited. There is no other outcome to the status quo.

You should be frustrated. No. Wrong. You should be righteously pissed off. You should be fucking fuming. You should be ready to draw a line in the sand. You should be saying, "To here and no further!"

Some say simply taking up space doesn't solve anything. Some will tell you that you won't get anywhere, that the fat cats you're raging against aren't affected by you and don't really care and why don't you try something that might work better, instead?

Oh yeah? Like what? What else will work? Nothing. Many of these same fat cats saw their houses of cards come crashing down in the fiery apocalypse that was the financial crisis of 2008, and yet, like hardy cockroaches, they managed to crawl out of that nuclear winter even fatter than before.

So to those who question our approach I say, WHAT ELSE CAN BE DONE? Where else can we turn? What other options do we have?

We have run out of options. I'm joining this protest knowing it's just a start. There's a long road ahead. This is the fever building. This is the tsunami on the open seas.

I'm joining this protest because it speaks to us all.

I'm joining this protest because there are no other options left.

I'm joining this protest because what the fuck else can I do?

I'm joining this protest because fuck you, exploiters. FUCK YOU. 

Join me!

 

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Saturday
Oct082011

What has Bez been up to? (number two squared)

I haven't put out too much over the past couple of weeks. I'm currently job-hunting, which takes up a lot of time, and I've also started sketching out my next novel. Busy, busy, busy!

That said, I haven't been entirely unproductive. 

Cats That Look Like Skrillex

No Skrillkitty, but unicorns and rainbows!

Skrillkitty kill scary monster MEOW!!!

Skrillkitty at the rave!

Nyan Skrillkitty <3 you!

Skrillex really loves us!

Skrillkittyyyyy!!!

Inane Fact of the Day

Your baby looks like an alien

There are supposed to be two similar socks to every pair

This man's droopy mustache obscures his lips

Coffee tastes like monkey sphincter

Einstein wasn't the smartest guy who ever lived

Blackjack Stories

LOLOMG

Monsoon

And finally, I'm very proud of the following animated GIF I made for Res Ipsa Etc.'s Thursday Themeday:

 

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Saturday
Sep242011

What has Bez been up to? (Tertiary composition)

Whoops. Missed a week. My bad. 

Actually, I was visiting family and MCing a wedding, so don't call shenanigans on me. Even so, I still produced a number of different things over the past couple of weeks.

In particular, I'm excited to introduce a new project. It's called "Blackjack Stories". Simple, really. Go over 21 words and you're bust. You get an extra 3 words (maximum) for the title, but that's it. And it has to be an actual story. Full narrative. No cheating. I explained it all on storyblitz.

I want people to join in. Write your own stories and post them anywhere you can see me or tag me. On Google+ you can join the movement by using the #blackjackstories hashtag, and you can do the same on Twitter. (Don't forget to tag me in the post!)

For my part, I'm going to try to post a couple stories each week. Let's see what happens!

That said, here's what I've done since last you saw my face...

Cats That Look Like Skrillex

Skrillkitty flail hard.

Skrillkitty just chillin'.

Skrillkitty is lovin' teh mix!

Inane Fact of the Day

The spacebar takes a beating

Headaches hurt

The spoon is a useful design

"Samples" are also known as "quotations"

Flat surfaces are often useful

Blackjack Stories

Bourbon

What else? Oh! I've started mapping my new novel. I'm really excited about this story and these characters. I'm also really excited about ketchup chips, but that's neither here nor there.

Okay, I'll shut up now.

Cheers!

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